One Halloween my sister stayed home to pass out candy and she told each kid they could take one piece and leave or sing and dance and take a handful. So some did things like twinkle twinkle little star and one or two did a weird little jig thing
and then this one kid went through the entire Bohemian Rhapsody, word-perfect and she just tipped the entire bowl of candy into his bag and locked the door.
God I wish I had a house so I could do things like this.
Special bonus: if you were in Nirvana (or are Steve Albini), you can get one for free. Just email me.
My entree into the shady world of questionable tie-in marketing.
Let’s get this out of the way: Dungeon Roll is a solitaire game. It says on the tin that it’s suitable for 1-4 players, but with more than two you’ll be checking Twitter while your opponents do their thing. Even when playing head-to-head, the only activity you have to do while waiting for your…
Matthew and Max asked me to review Dungeon Roll for their game blog. It’s not my favorite game, but it’s got some neat elements. If you need a solitaire game to play between game nights, this is a great contender.
fetonym: (n.) The name you give your baby while it’s in utero.
I was surprised to find that I had made this term up. This was back in 2009 when Sarah and I were first pregnant and named our fetus Perquackey. We were talking about the names we give our fetuses with other pregnant friends, and…
It just makes sense, people.
|Me:||well? is all you can think about MODELS MODELS MODELS?|
|Me:||are you wearing your slinkiest to work today?|
|Scott:||it twas crap|
|Scott:||then again, the start of most ANTM seasons is.|
|Scott:||it takes a while to get to know the girls.|
|Scott:||please destroy this conversation when we're done.|
|Me:||nah, i think i'll blog it|